"We'll never be as young as we are tonight.": Archive

Aight bitches, I’m off to try and have some drinking fun. COOL.

Dec 31st

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Everyones all “fuck 2011 good riddance roll on 2012” and just fucking stop. The worst thing that probably happened this year was you had a bad sandwich and ended up with the runs. Shut the fucking fuck up.

Dec 31st

Can’t decide if I should wear socks or not. CHRIST WHAT WILL I DO

Dec 31st

Bad mood. Cool.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I think I might be dying from food consumption. Not cool.

Dec 31st

Stress of finding something to wear tonight. At least I know what I’ll be wearing on my feet. STRIPPER HEELS YEAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Dec 31st

I LOVE BEING ANGRY FOR NO REASON. COOL.

Dec 31st

why am i editing pictures this early in the morning euuuuugh go back to bed you sap

Dec 31st

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Panicking about things I have no control over. Cool.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Guess I won’t have to christen any babys with my tears cos my motherfucking shoes came. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Found the ring I thought I lost. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE.

Dec 30th

I think I might be dying but I’m not 100% sure yet. I don’t think I’ll be doing much drinking today. I’ll have water please, room temperature.

Dec 30th

My shoes better get here tomorrow or I’ll cry on everything I own, and the baby. I’ll christen that baby with my tears.

Dec 29th

I NEED TO GO TO BED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MAKING ME LAUGH AND I KEEP SPELLING THINGS WRONF ANG EUGH. BED. FUCKING CHRISTENINGS MAN, CAN’T BE DEALING WITH THAT SHIT. BED.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Actually just realised I’m going on a four night bender. Here’s hoping I make it through the next two days in one piece. Sweet Jesus R Kelly Christopher Christ.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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My stomach is still in bits eugh make it go awaaaaaaaaaaay.

Dec 27th

I shouldn’t be allowed look at clothes or shoes online at night when I have money. Take the internet away from me.

Dec 27th

I’m still feeling the consequences of overdoing it last night, my stomach is still in bits and eugh I want to go out but weeeh not well.

Dec 27th

I haven’t eaten enough today. This needs to be corrected immediately.

Dec 27th

I’m starting to think that bacon sandwich was a bad idea.

Dec 27th

Genuinely dying. I don’t want to be alive anymore. Weh.

Dec 27th

Wanna go out and get smashed because Christmas means I have money so I can afford to go out and get smashed. COOL.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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I’ve got the ugliest bruise on my leg and I’ve no idea how it happened and it’s really sore and eugh it looks like I’ve been beaten with a frozen turkey.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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I’m in a really horrible mood now and I shouldn’t be because it’s Christmas and WEH. Make it go away. WEEEEEEH.

Dec 24th

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askanamnesiac: mercerism: Amnesia: The Twelve Days of Christmas Happy Holidays Everyone! ((So I found this on tumblr instead and OH MY GOODNESS this…this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen, my lord. All my respect and love to you, creator. This deserves to be shown to every Amnesia fan)) All the awards.

Dec 24th

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