Posts tagged simone watches movies.

Gurl why are you so nosey, poking around in peoples closet, breaking their vases.
You gon’ get yourself killed.
Sit down, eat your chocolate bar, and shut the fuck up.

Currently watching.

I am now watching this and I don’t know what’s going on.

all i want now’s a twix

Who does that?
Who in their right mind keeps their opaque shower curtain fully closed in the bathroom when no ones using it?
Are you trying to give yourself a heart attack?
I can’t handle this shit.

Fuck this film.
20 minutes in and I’ve already what about 10 bricks.

Currently watching.

This is very odd altogether and I don’t think I’m afraid anymore cos shits getting kinda ridiculous.
15 minutes left to redeem yourself, movie.

Excuse me while I watch Insidious 2 on my own.

I am BROKEN after this film.

I’m 7 years late to the party, but I am BROKEN.

So then I watched this, which didn’t improve the situation at all.
Rob is a dick.

I hate everything.

So I decided to torture myself for a few hours earlier.
Yeah it was really good, but I chose the worst time to watch it.

Well, that was an experience.

Is that a lobster or a centipede you just gave birth to?

Why is she fellating that priest

I have no idea what’s going on and I am very frightened.